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VW1600S
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Maths answer to most problems

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*This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:** **

**What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then: **

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K **
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = **98% **

and **

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E **
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = **96% **

But ,** **

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E **
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = **100% **

And,** **

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T **
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = **103%** **

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you. **

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G **
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = **118% **

**So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and **Attitude **will get you there, its the** **Bullshit **and** **Ass Kissing** that will put you over the top.** *
*Now I know why some people are where they are!*

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

rolando lima
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Re: Maths answer to most problems

Post by rolando lima »

Tá tudo dito!!! :D :D eu que até o portugues percebo pouco. :D
Um abraço.

Homem que nunca errou, foi pessoa que nunca trabalhou.
Uma injecção é outra história!!

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Re: Maths answer to most problems

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Gostei!
Muito bem esgalhado!

:lol: :lol:

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